Look, here’s the thing. It’s the Catalina fuckin’ Wine Mixer. It’s the biggest helicopter leasing event in the Western Hemisphere since 1997. We have to sell or lease at least covers to make our nut. And you mess with our nut?!..

• Designed and Manufactured in the USA
• Plush Protective Interior
• Durable UV Resistant Materials
• Limit 1 Per Customer
• You think you’re ready to run with the bulls?